You grew up on caller tunes, chain SMS, and badly pixelated music videos. You like your humour slightly low res, a little bit cringe and very “you had to be there.”

If your idea of small talk is about reminiscing the good old Rasna days and Cartoon Network villain stories, we got you.

You are never more than three steps away from a mug, a tumbler or an iced something you forgot to finish. Your favourite cafe is less a location and more a recurring character in your week.

Oat milk in this, extra shot in that and somehow every plan still begins with “meet you for a quick coffee or matcha.” But hey, we’re not judging!

Your hobbies include turning wishlists into vision boards, checking flight prices for cities you might “one day live in”. You romanticise everything and secretly believe manifestation is your superpower.

If your bank balance says “please relax” but your brain says “when I get my Porsche”, just know we are rooting for your version of the story.